WickedCowboy

    I see you there, beast of the fields. As you see me. There is fear and hatred in your eyes. To you I am a monster, a plague, a skulker in the shadows, an evil creature that murders you and your children.     As you think, so do I. You fear me, and you hate me, as I want you to, as you should. But although I have earned your fear, you deserve my respect.     It is time I pay heed to the beast, and see the beast in myself. As you take energy from the Earth, so I shall take energy from you.     You hate me, but you shall hear my story. I kill you because I mus

Real men... Walk down the street and wave at cars when they drive by, yelling out incomprehensible gibberish as their friends laugh and give them high fives. That way they know not to turn around and beat the fuck out of you. You're just too cool. Real men... Flick off anybody they see as they drive by. That way, they know you're a real G. Because as you know, flicking people off is completely original. Real men... Think they when they drive down the road, their cars are the center of the universe, and that everybody is looking at you for some reason. So you know to roll down your window, stick one arm out, and flip your hat backwards an

[c=55]"Pyro" James[/c] says: You You are a disgusting individual Cowboy Teddy says: Play/stop    Save as Cowboy Teddy says: Play/stop    Save as [c=55]"Pyro" James[/c] says: cant hear you lol Cowboy Teddy says: click on them last ones [c=55]"Pyro" James[/c] says: no Cowboy Teddy says: ill stop i promises you. Daww. why not? [c=55]"Pyro" James[/c] says: because YOU HAD YOUR CHANCES Cowboy Teddy says: For what? [c=55]"Pyro" James[/c] says: for ceasing shitty singing Cowboy Teddy says: it was beatiful singing. [c=55]"Pyro" James[/c] says: No It was ear death Cowboy Teddy says: And I wasnt singing i

Well, I'm bored. So Imma make a lil' guide to explain to all ya'll people about the monsters and shit in the world. First of all, break all of the Stereotypes you have. They ain't worth a damn. Half the shit people say about monsters isn't true, and never was. So! Let's start now, shall we? Here's a little description on some of the most famous known monsters, demons, and flat out bizarre of things that come from our world (and beyond.) ~WEREWOLF~ Essentially, a person with an inconvenient medical condition. Turns into a murderous wolf when the moon is full. Often goes through great lengths to conceal what he or she truly is. Lives a life

Well! Halloween's coming up... I don't know if you guys celebrate it still, but I do. So! I decided to help you all try and survive this night of terror. Please, do not take any of these words for granted. ~Guidelines of Halloween~ 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of Demon Summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If children speak to you in Latin or any other language, which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably t